Experimental onanism
Communal showers after games are one of the facts of school life for most, I guess, and although there may be some shyness at first, most people get used to the idea quickly enough and just get on with it.

I doubt, however, that many people get so comfortable with it that they would use an openly visible shower in a busy changing room to experiment with different masturbatory techniques. Unfortunately one such boy at my school - let's call him Nick (for, in time-honoured tradition, that was his name) - did not share such reticence.

I've no idea to this day what made him think that it would be a good idea to stimulate his dick by placing it between his hands, and rubbing them together like he'd forgotten to wear gloves on a visit to the North Pole. Perhaps he was trying to see if it shared the same consistency as plasticine.

Unfortunately for Nick, however, regardless of the consistency of his organ, he'd neglected to take account of the vessels that allowed its very tumescence. In performing this act he managed to rupture one of the said penile blood vessels, resulting in a suddenly much redder form of liquid coming from his own head than the water coming from the shower head.

And if there's one thing more embarrassing for a 12-year-old boy than having this happen in front of his peers, it's having to go to matron to have it treated and explain how it happened.

Length? I think that was the least of his worries...
(Armour Dillow, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:48, Reply)