I once got moved to the front in maths due to being a distraction
and after a few weeks of sitting next to a goth with nicely size mammaries, she polished my pork-tuba during the lesson whilst I explored her quivering mound of love-pudding. Luckily the wet patch doesn't show in black school trousers!
Thanks for the handage but i've temporarily forgotten your name, nice-boobed goth.
I'm such a slag.


edit: slag reduction - she was called Natalie!!
( robbydogg - shabba best before end.., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:21, 31 replies)

Well I believe this.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:23, closed)

honest
she announced it to the school just before out exam day. a proud day for moi!!
( robbydogg - shabba best before end.., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:26, closed)

'I sat next to Robbydog and he spunked in his trousers'

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:32, closed)

Yes, because there's no way anyone else would have noticed
if you were sat at the front of the class, wanking each other off.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:58, closed)

I'm going to invoke Newington's Law on this one.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:32, closed)

It's a classic demonstration of the theorem.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:33, closed)

Why do you even care in the first place?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:46, closed)

Don't be silly, nobody cares about qftw.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 0:32, closed)

loser.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:30, closed)

as a fat goth with nicely sized mammaries, frankly, i'm offended.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:31, closed)

As someone who loves pudding I feel equally violated.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:28, closed)

Massive jugs on QOTW?
Surely not
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:33, closed)

How come no-one ever fingers a slightly plain-looking girl with a flat chest?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:35, closed)

yeah, why do I never get any action?
I'm going to write a letter to my MP.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:36, closed)

they weren't massive, just nicely cuppable.
and she wasn't a stunner, but then again, i ain't a god either
( robbydogg - shabba best before end.., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:39, closed)

You're not even very good at the 'Letter to Playboy' school of QOTW.
you should totally read some Frankspencer, that man knows how to tell a sex lie.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:42, closed)

maths lesson
wank envy will get you nowhere :P
( robbydogg - shabba best before end.., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:44, closed)

I've totally had better wank fantasies than 'I spunked my trousers sitting in maths'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:47, closed)

Biology man, are you?

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:50, closed)

Hahahahaha

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:55, closed)

*holds hand up*

( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 22:55, closed)

A whole hand?
She wasn't a virgin, then?
(ubergeekian, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 0:21, closed)

Haha :) you could say that, yes.

( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 0:31, closed)

I like my girls plain
The cheese and onion flavoured ones taste nasty
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:16, closed)

*bokes*

( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:46, closed)

yeah
of course that happened.
( FIEND, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:51, closed)

what's a pork tuba? why would you explore pudding? i'm sorry i don't understand.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 22:06, closed)

Perhaps he means his penis is a small piece of unappetising greasy rusk and that she had one like a piece of sponge cake filled with warm, glutinous custard.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 22:08, closed)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 23:58, closed)

So you where the class bad boy, she was the quiet kid who everybody ignored, you where brought together against your own will...
Then after a few weeks you fingered her & she announced your love to the world & it didn't bother as much as you thought it would?

This is just like that film with what's his name in, and that girl...
(Dr Fishfinger Want's to see a fat man give a tit wank, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:41, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/schoolnaughtiness/post1347077
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:29, closed)