I should never be allowed to run a business
Picture the scene - High school business project, everyone in the year does a little quiz to see what position they should have in a company, they are then all assigned to random companies and filed into a large hall
Each company has a chequebook, a managing director, and company signed badges for everyone, the objective is to use the money you are given at the start to make the largest profit by buying raw materials and designs and selling products to a panel of different people masquerading as things like military officials or fashion gurus.
I was the managing director of Airbus, and in the 6 hours we spent in the hall, I spent not a penny of our money, I instead stole half of the chequebooks and random badges from each company, spent all of their money on planes, made my workers build them, and personally smuggled them across the "Border" into the area where we could sell them
Somehow I didn't ome out top, but I did drive several businesses into bankruptcy.
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:53, 3 replies)

And which House of Parliament do you sit in?

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:21, closed)

The big one
Near the river
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:43, closed)

Excellent!

(TheColonel, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:54, closed)