Secret SantaAh, the joy of giving anonymously. Squeal as your boss is given a porn mag for christmas. Out your colleagues with a carefully chosen Gaydar Radio compilation album, but best of all, keep quiet about picking your own name out of the hat and buy yourself something really, really expensive.
What have you given to people you hate?
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chthonic, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:03)
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some people ey?this year: an argos catalogue with a coupla £5 gift vouchers jammed inside. Gee thanks. Did it ever cross your mind to actually just hand me a tenner instead of forcing me to spend it at a shop where i stand a very real chance of contracting pink-eye from the mouth breathing council trash behind the till? If only Argos sold bricks, then i could buy one, tie your sodding catalogue to it and throw it through your arseing window - heaven knows, you might need it for loo paper, you tight fisted, all the imagination of a decomposing sloth bastrad!
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 12:31, Reply)
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