The night was hot and the air was sticky with sexual congress.
Username Failed Moderation was caught up in the ecstasy of lovemaking.
Without any warning he stopped dead, looked up, and uttered
"I suppose I shouldn't give the satisfaction, but this is the last time I will ever cum on this site."
He withdrew his penis then walked over to the bedside table and grabbed a wet wipe.
He crossed to the toilet and against all advice, flushed the wet wipe away before returning to the room where the sexual intercourse had occurred.
"So long, thanks for the laughs." he said before dropping his guts and leaving the building, forever.
( $$ ✅, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 9:26, 9 replies)

Needs more penis beaker.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 9:29, closed)

there is not a penis beaker big enough for that cock.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 9:33, closed)

worthy of a click, but qotw is supposed to be true stories.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 9:30, closed)

It doesn't mention the species of his victim, it's entirely possible it WAS a dog.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 9:44, closed)

Hahahaha!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 9:41, closed)

UFM
wiv da angels now.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 10:08, closed)

Edgy

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 10:53, closed)

You arent meant to flush wet wipes
they clog up the beaches
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 11:54, closed)