My best mate and I
took the respective partners out to eat on the occasion of my Wife's birthday.

We had an excellent Tapas meal and a lovely time.

When it came to dessert my mate's missus said she didn't want one. He immediately piped up 'Well in that case you're not having any of mine then'. If only we knew why he had said that.
My missus and I thought this was somewhat harsh and chipped in with 'it's ok, you can have some of ours'.
When the 3 desserts arrived, my mate's missus proceeded to eat half of everyone else's dessert.

I almost called the waiter and made her order something so I could eat half of hers.

GDFMSOB.
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:24, 2 replies)

According to my sis in law
If it's someone else's dessert, the calories don't count.
(lolwhites, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:38, closed)

oh FFS
....
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:52, closed)

Alternatively
Girl/wife: "But I can't eat a full one"
Bloke: "Well I fucking can"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:05, closed)

Ahh, the split potion of chips/rice, if you can spot the person who isn't going to easily finish a whole one by all means, but it hasn't ever happened yet.
(Benzyl, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 22:17, closed)