if you had a cock you would understand
they can't be trusted to aim, and even when you are straight down the middle they change their mind and piss on your knee.
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:46, 2 replies)

But why
not flush the toilet after?
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:57, closed)

If it's yellow, let it mellow and all that
And the sparkly mellow yellowness reminds us of childhood summers spent scrumping in orchards of red and gold...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:58, closed)

An inconWEEnient truth
We're only saving the planet by not using water unnecessarily...just like we keep being told to.

Also in support of previous comments sometimes they aim themselves where the hell they like irrespective of the hand that holds the weapon...a bit like Americans I suppose.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:56, closed)

Or half of it will go a little way off-centre while the other half goes at a right-angle, straight into the bath.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 22:05, closed)