Sex ToysLanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:33)
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SheepDo not, having strategically placed a sex sheep in the chair of a welsh colleague, under any circumstances attempt to measure the orifice of said sex sheep with a ruler.
They are longer than 30cm so our ruler was in danger of being swallowed.
Also, when you try to retrive your ruler you give the thing a prolapse and no-one will volunteer to tuck away the clock springs as it were.
5t.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:26, 2 replies)
It's sadwhen all you have to rely on is your imagination.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:56, closed)
Why are you fantacising about prolapsed sex sheep? ewe etc etc
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:01, closed)
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