My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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my special areaBeing a swotty young kid I read "The Colour Purple" at a young age. In it there is a scene where one of the characters explains to the other woman how to 'pleasure herself' with extensive use of the word 'button'.
I made several attempts to, ahem enjoy myself by rubbing, you've guessed it, my belly button. As that was the only button I had heard of. I duly concluded that stretchy feeling was what sex was like and remained completely uninterested for the next few years.
I have since been re-educated.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:29, 1 reply)
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