My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Surely a misconceptionA couple years ago I was going out with this girl and I went to pick her up from collegeand whilst waiting for her I overheard some chav girls talking about their relationships with head chav (they were 16/17) telling the other girls she's fed up of her boyfriend being immature.
Answer to the problem? She declared she was going to get herself pregnant so then he would finally grow up. The rest of her clan agreed on it being a good idea.
Neverfound out if he grew up. Doubt it though.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:54, Reply)
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