My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Sometimes a misconception is better for your sanity...
I was told by a female friend of mine (when I was a tender young 8 year old) all about the graphic details of the 'special time', probably as up until that point nothing on earth grossed me out.
I still to this day wish she'd invented some fantasy story that would've shielded me from the horrors of the crimson tide.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:46, Reply)
I was told by a female friend of mine (when I was a tender young 8 year old) all about the graphic details of the 'special time', probably as up until that point nothing on earth grossed me out.
I still to this day wish she'd invented some fantasy story that would've shielded me from the horrors of the crimson tide.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:46, Reply)
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