My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Lies about sexy time...When I was young, I was lead to believe that women liked to be laid down on beds of roses and gently made love to...
Not so..
No.
Now I am older I realise that women are just as dirty as men and like nothing better than to be treated like pr0n stars or super-cars: shagged rotten at speeds that cause steam rise from their special places and generally ragged, twisted, hammered and to(u)nged to the limit of their powers.
It was a happy, happy day when I made this discovery but if only someone had told me before I got fat and unhealthy so I could have made better use of the knowledge!
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:42, Reply)
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