My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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And now with diagramsOnly recently did I learn that there's a posh name for scissoring.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribadism
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 15:04, 3 replies)
And how many people only realised what scissoring waswhen the Scissor Sisters came along?
* puts up hand *
* notes own age and thinks he should have known that a couple of decades ago... *
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 17:20, closed)
You're not alone, but...I know someone who still thinks the "Scissor Sisters" are an all female band, and won't believe that they are mainly gentlemen from the other team...
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:10, closed)
I prefer the Euphemisms"tribbing", "bumping donuts", "bumping cunts", "clit-clatting", "clam clashing", "pussy grinding", "mashing cookies", "grinding beans", "clam jousting", "touching tacos", "taco bumping" or "bumping fur
Can anybody recommend a cleaner to get coffee off a laptop keyboard?
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 20:49, closed)
Germaine Greermentions tribadism in The Female Eunuch and I had to look it up. I was most upset that there was a sexual term that I wasn't aware of.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:39, closed)
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