My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I didn't even mention this to anyone because I thought it was common knowledgeA young child (8-9), clinging on to my innocence and naiveity of life. Then I had to stop at my cousin's house one night, he was only in his early teens but I thought he knew everything about everything ever.
Anyway he decided to inform me of the ins and outs of male masturbation in full detail. When I didnt quite understand he got out one of uncles favoured videos so I could check the visuals.
I was shocked. Not because of the video. But because for the next few years of my life I truely believed that cows were maturbated to produce milk which was infact their love juice.
I was about 14 when I worked out how stupid I was.
The worst thing was that even with me believing that cows were sexually stimulated and the prdoduct was actually meant to be entering another cow, in no way whatsoever did this hinder my consumption of milk. Yum.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:45, Reply)
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