My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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so obviously 'not clever'
I didn't see your initial post, or see if you seemed to have 'bragged' about it..but obviously someone has experienced this and it sounds close to torture.
(Why then post their message? It only makes you look even more of a Cunt. I would recommend you delete this).
People get angry, people do horrible things.. the thought of somebody else's cock inside her..and her enjoying it, must have been eating away at your insides.
I have heard some horrible 'revenge' stories, and 99% of them are by women..doing whatever to their mans house, clothes, car..then body nasties such as hair, cutting him or even chopping off his penis. Though Bizarrely.. thats classed as 'OK', because its 'a woman scorned' and all that...seen as almost their 'right'.
I condone the above as much as I condone your post.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:36, 1 reply)
I didn't see your initial post, or see if you seemed to have 'bragged' about it..but obviously someone has experienced this and it sounds close to torture.
(Why then post their message? It only makes you look even more of a Cunt. I would recommend you delete this).
People get angry, people do horrible things.. the thought of somebody else's cock inside her..and her enjoying it, must have been eating away at your insides.
I have heard some horrible 'revenge' stories, and 99% of them are by women..doing whatever to their mans house, clothes, car..then body nasties such as hair, cutting him or even chopping off his penis. Though Bizarrely.. thats classed as 'OK', because its 'a woman scorned' and all that...seen as almost their 'right'.
I condone the above as much as I condone your post.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:36, 1 reply)
I disagree
He should keep the response. It's a valid point of view, and as long as he's not mocking it that's fine- it shows that sometimes doing funny things can have unexpectedly godawful results.
Anyway, enough moralising!
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:40, closed)
He should keep the response. It's a valid point of view, and as long as he's not mocking it that's fine- it shows that sometimes doing funny things can have unexpectedly godawful results.
Anyway, enough moralising!
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:40, closed)
Hey
I am not mocking her. She has clearly been through something tough and I am in no position to mock or judge.
What I done to my ex was wrong, but, people do stupid things when they are angry.
Do you think that her response is a fair response to make to someone who has pulled off a childish prank??
My logic behind the prank was this. Me and the ex had unprotected sex. After 8 years of a relationship - protection against a disease is not important. I had unprotected sex with my ex girlfriend after she had had sex with another man. The first thing I said to her when i found out that she had cheated was "Did you use a condom"
She had not
My revenge was nasty and childish. It would never of killed her. Her actions could of led to my death or infertility. Using chilli on the vibrator was perhaps, in the twisted logic of my brain, a way of teaching her the importance of protection
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:14, closed)
I am not mocking her. She has clearly been through something tough and I am in no position to mock or judge.
What I done to my ex was wrong, but, people do stupid things when they are angry.
Do you think that her response is a fair response to make to someone who has pulled off a childish prank??
My logic behind the prank was this. Me and the ex had unprotected sex. After 8 years of a relationship - protection against a disease is not important. I had unprotected sex with my ex girlfriend after she had had sex with another man. The first thing I said to her when i found out that she had cheated was "Did you use a condom"
She had not
My revenge was nasty and childish. It would never of killed her. Her actions could of led to my death or infertility. Using chilli on the vibrator was perhaps, in the twisted logic of my brain, a way of teaching her the importance of protection
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:14, closed)
That should have been
"could have led to your death or infertility"
other than that, sounded like it was well worth it!
( , Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:07, closed)
"could have led to your death or infertility"
other than that, sounded like it was well worth it!
( , Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:07, closed)
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