My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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its that old jokeman one: i can have sex with any women in this bar
man two: hows that then?
Man one: im a rapist!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:08, 1 reply)
orWhen chatting to a girl:
you - We're so having sex tonight!
Her - How can you be so confident?
You - I can run faster than you...
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Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:41,
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alternate endings to that one being"I'm bigger than you"
and
"I've got a knife"
:)
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