My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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InterestingWhilst the tragic experience that the person that messaged you is particularly harrowing, she seems to miss the point.
You didn't 'forcefully' do anything. If she wasn't cheating on you with another guy, it wouldn't have happened - different from you doing anything directly yourself. Whilst the pain would've been less than nice, I would have thought that the memories of close physical contact with the person maliciously doing the act would've hurt more.
I feel for the postee, but I didn't once think reading your post that it was anything other than sweet revenge that would pass within a day.
Just unfortunate for yourself that what you did as a final 'fuck you' awoke some dark feelings for somebody else.
I'm sure if I wrote a message describing how I forced my little brothers to fight me in a 'Tag Team WWF Match' as a kid, I'd have somebody snarling down the broadband having a go*
(to lighten things up)
Q: How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS
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* This did not happen if this has awoken repressed memories of Hacksaw Jim Duggan
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elgordo, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 20:18,
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