My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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slightly edited pearoastSo, I'm sat in a Sex Ed class, aged about 13 attempting a quiz we've been given - "Can a girl get pregnant if the guy pulls out before he comes?" The answer, as I now know is in fact "yes", but to my innocent mind the answer is undoubtedly "no" because I've understood it like a band pulls out of a gig in that they didn't turn up, so in my head the guy is probably on the other side of town because he's phoned up to say "Sorry, I can't see you today" - before he comes, being before he gets there - how on earth can that make a girl pregnant? Oops!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:51, 1 reply)
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