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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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how many again?
"Up until the age of 12 I thought that women had 3 completely seperate holes with a gap between each. The front (for wee), the middle (for sex) and the back (anus)."

source: www.iusedtobelieve.com/sex/rude_bits/rude_bits_d18.php

unfortunately, there's more where that came from...
(Poezestrepe, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:51, 13 replies)
Hate to break it to you mate

but there are three holes, although they differ in size and only two nestle in the hairy canoe.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:07, closed)
^^^^^^
Yep, as a woman - I can confirm that you were indeed correct. They are completely seperate, unlike your widdle/sex widdle hole.
(redshoes, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:10, closed)
ppfff
your rubbish, I have 6 holes :)
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:23, closed)
How do you think it works now?
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(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:13, closed)
Three?
Is someone having you on as well?
I am a girly and I definately have three, and no one went to fetch the other medical students to laugh at my bits last time I was in hospital..


I can only assume this makes me normal
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:13, closed)
Errr, retards
He's quoting from a site, not saying he believes that himself. Perhaps the "quotation marks" were too subtle. Oh, and the "Source" bit. Oh, and the bit where he says "there's more where that came from".
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:16, closed)
DUUUUUUUUUHHHHH
Whoops....! Apologies for the 'tard that is me!
(redshoes, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:20, closed)
ohh, I thought it was his quote from the other page!

Yep, but I still want to know what that person thinks is going on "down there"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:30, closed)
Hahaha!
I just love the "Errr, retards" comment :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:01, closed)
I love the one from that site that says
something along he lines of:
"I used to think that you had to change your tampon every time you went for a wee. Then I found out that you could wee straight through it."
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:55, closed)
Lovely.

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:37, closed)
No kidding...
I had to get out the anatomy book to convince a NURSING STUDENT women have 3 holes. She didn't believe me for the longest time while the rest of the class looked at her like she was a melonhead.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:45, closed)
I recall Dawn French talking about the "Four Holes"
Ones for pooing, ones for weeing, one is for the period and the other is for the eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:27, closed)

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