My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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SmashMonkey and TDub
I have the same very delicate gag reflex. On occasion, even cleaning my teeth can cause it. Also, I have a terrible phobia of egg white, so spunk being relatively similar in appearance will not be finding it's way to my gums any time soon.
But I do very much enjoy the activity itself, and I believe that comes through from the other party's reactions I seen. Besides, I can't be the only one who enjoys seeing their handiwork come to fruition, such as it were.
That is all. And possibly too much.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:16, Reply)
I have the same very delicate gag reflex. On occasion, even cleaning my teeth can cause it. Also, I have a terrible phobia of egg white, so spunk being relatively similar in appearance will not be finding it's way to my gums any time soon.
But I do very much enjoy the activity itself, and I believe that comes through from the other party's reactions I seen. Besides, I can't be the only one who enjoys seeing their handiwork come to fruition, such as it were.
That is all. And possibly too much.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:16, Reply)
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