My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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reaching places other toothbrushes can'tMy brother, 4 years my elder, came home from school one day full of red hot information about girls. He responsibly imparted this knowledge to me, his 5 year old brother.
For a good few years I genuinely thought that if you wiggled your finger around in a girls mouth, a baby appeared in her bottom.
I was an impressionable 5 year old for Christ's sake! No wonder I hang around on these boards!
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magictoast, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:11,
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lololwhat a gem.
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