My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I was already spent
but to be honest, by that point whatever horn I'd had ended up flushed down the pan along with a gutful of spunkpoo
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:59, closed)
but to be honest, by that point whatever horn I'd had ended up flushed down the pan along with a gutful of spunkpoo
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spunkpoo
That story and ensuing comments have made me come out from a very long lurk to congratulate you on the best thing I have read in a while.
Well done.
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That story and ensuing comments have made me come out from a very long lurk to congratulate you on the best thing I have read in a while.
Well done.
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