My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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So...am I the only person a little bit turned on by this then?
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:33,
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I doubt itthis is b3ta, after all.
btw: that story you posted a while back about the festival toilets and the bakewell tart... was it Glasto or T in the Park by any chance? I saw exactly the same thing at one of those festivals (back in 2004/2005 IIRC). A fitting garnish, I thought at the time
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chart cat has an itch, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:44,
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Ha ha!It was Reading in about 2000 I think... might have been 2003...
Maybe there's a serial shit heap decorator with a never ending supply of Mr Kipling's finest?
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:09,
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