My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Soooodid you ever talk to them about the cumpoo swallowing incident?
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:50,
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Oh yesit's a topic that regularly pops up in our pub conversations, much to my eternal chagrin.
A typical exchange:
D: "You massive homo, you've tasted my unborn children"
CC: "yeah, well I've shagged your wife-to-be too. It was your idea."
usually followed by a scowl, then a high five, or similar :)
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chart cat has an itch, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 2:57,
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