My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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Never given a bloke a blowjob
but I understand you taste it less if you swallow. (Stands to reason--the bishop's hat is at the back of the blower's throat, so they get to skip running it past most of their tastebuds.) As for me, it takes me an age to come from oral, so I usually end up finishing with a wank.
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but I understand you taste it less if you swallow. (Stands to reason--the bishop's hat is at the back of the blower's throat, so they get to skip running it past most of their tastebuds.) As for me, it takes me an age to come from oral, so I usually end up finishing with a wank.
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