Biggest Sexual RegretOur glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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Good grief.You had me at twix of doom. There is a tiny, shameful part of me that was disappointed that you didn't get to stick the other bar up her arse. Let's face it, why else would she choose a Twix?
(, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:57, 2 replies)
I was going to click the twix of doom postbut then I read yours and felt my click should go elsewhere.
(, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:04, closed)
I thank you.There is no other reason for the Twix selection as far as I can see. There are other similarly girthed, singular format chocolate coated biscuit snacks available. She was filthy!!
(, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:13, closed)
The second fingerMaybe she fancied it as a snack for afterwards, or perhaps she just found the idea of it less of a challenge than, say, a Lion Bar.
I've never been tempted by the "exit tunnel" but she did ask me to put Lipsyl on my finger once and pop it up there. She seemed to like it. Strange girl.
(, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:34, closed)
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