Biggest Sexual Regret
Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
( , Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
( , Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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I woke up once to find The Lovely Mrs Ring of Fire sucking my cock.
It's only now, after reading these replies, that I realise I should have immediately phoned the police.
( , Sun 11 Dec 2011, 12:11, 3 replies)
It's only now, after reading these replies, that I realise I should have immediately phoned the police.
( , Sun 11 Dec 2011, 12:11, 3 replies)
Would you have felt any different
if she had woken you up by buggering you with a strap-on? And not been your wife?
( , Sun 11 Dec 2011, 16:30, closed)
if she had woken you up by buggering you with a strap-on? And not been your wife?
( , Sun 11 Dec 2011, 16:30, closed)
God bless you Ringo, always willing to fight the corner of the sex offender.
( , Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:20, closed)
( , Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:20, closed)
It's time the prejudice faced by the sex offending community was confronted.
( , Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:35, closed)
( , Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:35, closed)
I'm now guessing,
Maybe I shouldn't post the stories about my experiments with pyronecropaedophilia.
( , Sun 11 Dec 2011, 21:58, closed)
Maybe I shouldn't post the stories about my experiments with pyronecropaedophilia.
( , Sun 11 Dec 2011, 21:58, closed)
Devastating put-down.
Nice, they should leave that one open for ever.
( , Mon 12 Dec 2011, 20:29, closed)
Nice, they should leave that one open for ever.
( , Mon 12 Dec 2011, 20:29, closed)
Actually,
The biggest regret? Not drawing a dick on her forehead - with six hairs on each ball.
( , Mon 12 Dec 2011, 21:33, closed)
The biggest regret? Not drawing a dick on her forehead - with six hairs on each ball.
( , Mon 12 Dec 2011, 21:33, closed)
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