Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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not me... but an ex colleagueafter a particularly heavy night on the sauce, a friend of mine went home and fancied some cheese.
He had been "browning off" all night so decided to take a shat before getting his cheese.
Anyway, after his shat he proceeded to the kitchen (leaving all the lights off so he didn't wake his sleeping girlfriend) and found cheese to munch on.
The next morning he was awoke by his girlfriend giving him what for - apparently she opened the fridge in the morning to find the cheese covered in shat.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:23, Reply)
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