wellll......
this is one of those friend-of-a-friend things but:

This lad was dating this girl & after a night out brought her back to his house (his folks being away). So they started getting busy on the sofa and as the heat rose, he suggested they might like to try the 'other hole'. Moments later, he was earning his brown wings when he popped out. On removal of his todger from said orrifice, her bowels decided to evacuate, widely and in quantity.

He ended up escorting her home and then spent the rest of the night trying to clean the family 3 piece suite, carpet etc - but to little overall success.

In the morning, his parents returned home to find their living room soiled. Our lad explained that it was the (aging) family dog who had made the mess overnight.

Anyways, the next day the lad returns from a trip out to see his folks standing in porch, when they then explain to him that the family dog had had to be put down (now that he can't control himself etc).

Straight to hell for that one...
( no_funny_name heart of gold, nerves of steel, knob of butter, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:41, Reply)