Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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One more....I gave a snowman a perfect Turd Trilby when snowboarding in Morzine just after christmas. Took an incredible amount of skill in shitting as I was absolutely fucked off my tits at the time and nearly sat in it at least twice. Strangely, it wasnt there in the morning so someone must have scooped it off, probably frozen solid. Vive la France.
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MrUppity, Fri 7 May 2004, 6:09,
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