Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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my good friends dave and nickhad been interrailing around europe, living off terrible food.
Having made it to Nice on the Med coast, they relaxed with a cold beer in a cafe facing the beach.
Nick is proud of his ability to fart - he told dave to brace himself and let rip, only for a look of pure horror to spread over his face.
"What?" asks Dave. "I've shat myself" replies Nick. Nick waddles off across to the sea clutching the bottom of his shorts and goes for a quick swim to disperse the poo.
he got a rousing round of applause on his return to the bar.
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 14:00, Reply)
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