my little sister
leaves floaters, massive chunky floaters...

So, on her first overnight stay at her boyfriends, you may have thought she'd just hold it in. But no. She left one.

There it was, staring up at her. The rest of her boyfs family were all in the sitting room, so she knew they would all know it was her.

Normal people would perhaps break it up with a loo brush and continue flushing until the little blighter went on its merry way to poo-heaven. Again, no. She fished it out of the loo, wrapped in in toilet paper and put it in the bathroom bin.

Classy.

The next morning.
She, her boyf and the rest of the family are sitting round having breakfast and the boyf's mother comes out of the bathroom...

"Who wrapped up a turd and put it in the bathroom bin?" she enquires.

Without hesitating or even looking her way, her boyfriend (bless him) says "Oh, sorry mum, it was me, thought it would be funny"

That's love. Taking the wrap for something like that and for knowing her that well that he knew it was her.

Methinks he's a keeper. Doubt Sparrow Dodger would do that for me!
(Ryfelwr can't stop here... this is bat country, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 0:21, 3 replies)

awwwh
That's true love that is
(Multi-Coloured Pop Shop "twat with a ukulele", Fri 28 Mar 2008, 0:23, closed)

Either true love...
...or he was going to have a wank over it later.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 2:42, closed)

ha ha ha
he's a scat man
skibbidy bee bop
(Ryfelwr can't stop here... this is bat country, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:24, closed)