ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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If it was Tesco, entirely possibleJust yesterday I saw a man, frustrated that a self-service machine wouldn't recognise that he had put a single bread roll on the conveyor belt, stroll down to the end, grab an already-paid-for four-pack of lager and throw it at the conveyor belt.
It worked.
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