ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Late night Tesco munchiesa few months back when a group of friends and I had been happy smoking we decide its time to visit the local 24hr Tesco's for food
as we walk around looking at various items and giggling a scraggy haired smack rat takes a bottle of tesco value vodka upto the counter where he is told that it is too late for them to sell booze.
in a blink of the eye said junkie smashes the top off the bottle, spraying glass and vodka all over the till girl, in order remove the security tag and runs hell for leather to the exit where he is knocked down by the greeter but springs up and pelts out of the shop with, now empty, broken glass bottle
im still confused why he needed to remove the tag if he was running out with it anyway
lifes confusing sometimes, but we sure as hell laughed
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:43, Reply)
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