Some years ago I wrote EPOS systems that were implemented in Department stores.
After a particularly stressful day preparing the final configuration for the Cash Registers whilst being hassled by the installation team I accidentally left a test configuration file in the final build.

At about midnight on a Friday night before the grand re-opening of the store I was rudely awoken by a very angry phone call from one of the installation managers.

"Why the FUCK do all the customer-facing displays say 'Would the next victim please step up?'"

Could have been worse. At least I hadn't included my test product database of such delicacies as 'Wankspanners' 'Fucknuts' and 'Monkey spunk Mopeds'
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:07, 7 replies)

Monkey spunk mopeds sound interesting
But not as interesting as what the fuel pumps would look like
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:39, closed)

It's an old one-off VIZ cartoon strip.
He goes around persuading people to let their pet monkeys toss off in his fueltank, with little success. After admitting defeat announces to the reader he's finally had to change vehicle and in the final scene is seen asking a zookeeper whether he could have some leopards's fanny-batter.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:49, closed)

I used to work in newspaper & magazine wholesaling.
So I got to read Viz a whole day earlier than most other people. That cartoon strip ("Mick and his Monkey Spunk Moped" - it's etched on my brain) had me in tears of laughter for a good two hours.

I couldn't even stop laughing long enough to explain what I was laughing about - at one point someone even suggested calling an ambulance for me because they thought I'd had some sort of breakdown.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:49, closed)

Nobby's Piles always does that to me.
I can't get past frame 3 before I nearly wet myself.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 11 May 2012, 20:39, closed)

Remember Jump-Jet Fanny
ad her Hawker-Siddeley Twat?
(ubergeekian, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:19, closed)

there's a wiki entry and everything.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mickey's_Monkey_Spunk_Moped
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:39, closed)

haha, i always fear I'll forget to remove that sortof thimg
Our dev db does have a lot of references to terry nutkins though.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:10, closed)