Shops and SupermarketsI used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
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Only just today in a coffee shopI was gagging for a cup of tea whilst shopping so i went to a coffee shop that served good old english breakfast tea. i waited for the woman infront of me be served by a strangely accented woman.
My mouth was as parched as gandhi's flip flop as i said, "a cup of english breakfast tea please"
"would you like some morphine with that?"
"MORPHINE????" i declared at the top of my voice
"yes, morphine" as she pointed to the muffins
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hahahaHad to go back and read it out aloud!
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"Will you have a scone, Father?""Ah no thanks, Mrs Doyle."
"Ah go on - I've put heroin in them!"
"Heroin?!"
"Ah what am I saying?! I meant 'raisins'!"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:38,
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