As I have a knack of bringing poo into every conversation
I remember a couple of years ago, probably about 6 or 7 in fact, my memory is shit. Me, my sister and my 2 stepbrothers were round my dad's, and their mum's, house and we were confronted with the question "Who did the big shit in the toilet that won't flush?"

Me: Not me
Sis: Wasn't me
Big Stepbro: Nor me
Lil Stepbro: (starts bawling) It wasn't me honest (then runs out the room crying)

No prizes for guessing who the culprit was. We then named it "Nick's Big Log" after him.

Apparently my dad had to get rid of it by chopping it up with a fork into flushable chunks.
(Stu in the hat is frothing at the gash, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:35, 2 replies)

...fork?
I think I'll be eating with a spoon for the next couple of days...
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:14, closed)

using a toilet brush
is a more sensible option. it's a good sign of an awesome shit though, if it won't flush. and i, too, have a habit of bringing up poo as a topic of conversation. im surprised my gf puts up with it really.
(zenmeban thinks the weather could be better, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 4:27, closed)