someone once emailed me saying
"by the way, what does btw mean?"
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 1:27, 1 reply)

Then there's one of the best bash.org quotes:
"What the fuck is wtf?"
(teff, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:18, closed)

I really thought they were urban legends
and that nobody would ever say such tosh.

But its true, there are people stupid enough to say those things, and I am from that gene pool.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:41, closed)

three letter abbreviation
A client once told my boss that, as a company, they were very keen on TLAs

After the meeting my boss asked me what TLA meant
"Three letter abbreviation," I replied
"I know it is but what does it mean?"
(bald old git was bemused and befuddled on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 11:28, closed)