A few I can remember being told
Q:How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A:Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it is from.

Q:What's the difference between sand and menstrual fluid?
A:You can't strain sand through your teeth.

I heard Pul McCartney gave his wife Heather Mills a plane for Christmas.
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But she'll still have to use Immac on her other leg.
(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:40, Reply)