Christ, I have a few...
1)Q.What has four legs and goes "WUFF!"
A. Piper Alpha.

2)Q. Whats worse than having Michael Jackson looking after your kids?
A. Ian Huntly giving them a bath.

3)Q. What do blind, deaf and dumb people get for Christmas?
A. Cancer

4)Q Whats 13 inches long and is guaranteed to keep a woman screaming all through the night?
A. Cot-death


Well... I have booked my oneway ticket to hell
(Mr. Roboto, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 18:03, Reply)