Not gonna read through 33 pages to see if these are repeats...soo
How do you circumsize a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
Pizza's don't scream when you put them in the oven.

How do you crucify a retard?
With a swastika.

What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?
Both have little boys pants half-off.

What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger
(Motionless Detector, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 17:15, Reply)