A family walk into a talent agent's office
and ask to talk to the agent. His secretary tells them that he is very busy, so he can't see them. The family are distraught, and decide to start their act and hope that the secretary is so impressed that she'll send them through.

The father gets the ball rolling by kicking his heavily pregnant wife in the cunt. The eight year old son sits under his mother's skirt, and when the newly aborted foetus drops out, he snaps off one of its legs and sticks it up his anus until it starts bleeding. the five year old daughter strips naked and eats the limb out of her brother's rectal passage, but it's so deep that she has to punch him in the stomach to make him shit it out a bit. Meanwhile, the father is beating his wife with the foetus. when one of her teeth falls out, he shoves it up his jap's eye, takes a pistol out of his trouser pocket on the coathanger and shoots his wife in the head, whereupon he begins to fuck the hole. The smallest child, a baby of only two years, has just started fisting his older sister's vagina, but his he has sharpened his nails so he rips off her labia and starts to masturbate furiously with them over his dick. The father, who has finished fucking the dead mother's head, starts to fuck his own daughter, despite her lack of lips. he finally reaches the peak of sexual arousal, and the tooth inside his knob shoots out, ripping through the little girl's internal organs and killing her. He then pokes out both his baby's eyes with his bloodstained and swollen penis. He smashes the window using the toddler's head, and he impales it through the temples on a piece of protruding glass.

The father, who is now reaching the climax of his performance, takes a hammer and smashes his older son's spinal column before emptying the semen out of his sister's vagina into the kid's mouth and stamping on his face, smashing his teeth which drop into his throat.

The surviving man turns to the blood-spattered secretary and pulls at the end of his penis in such a way that it tapers as it gets closer to the body. "Voila! The Eiffel Tower!"

"That's some show!" says the secretary. "What do you call it?"

"The Aristocrat," he says.
(Sir Tomalot: Don't look at my profile, you'll go blind, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 19:42, Reply)