Perhaps the second time I played golf...
...which would make it my penultimate game, as it's a bit silly. My mate took a terrible stab at driving, his ball careening away some 60 degrees off target. He trudged off in its general direction.

Who would have thought I could hit an identical shot? My slice skimmed three feet above the ground a good 50 yards, power without direction, and hit him smack in the arse.
(Mousy Tongue ...Generally bemused by life..., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 6:04, 4 replies)

My ex's dad...
...was at the driving range once and managed to clock a passing seagull by accident with the ball. One of the funniest things I have seen!
(satanstolemyteddybear Mu hõljuk on angerjaid täis, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 9:15, closed)

I did that once
except it wasn't an accident. Didn't think I'd hit the thing though
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 11:47, closed)

serves him right
for not waiting till all shots were played then, doesn't it
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 11:48, closed)

Oh fuck me
I've just coughed up half the can I've just drunk after reading this.

Beautiful, absolutely beautiful.

*click*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 11:54, closed)