Hit and Run
I was in the big white transit van type thing once with my boss driving along a narrow one-way street in Corbridge and he managed to twat some poor sod on the back of the head with the side mirror. Sent him arse over tit.
We did'nt stop because we saw him getting up off the ground in the mirror.
I am ashamed to say that I found this really funny. Never laughed so hard since I managed to trick my mate into nutting a brick once, but thats another story.
(Daisho Arseholes everywhere I turn., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 17:18, 4 replies)

If it was Corbridge
They were probably some horribly touristy cunt anyway. Mr Carrot is from there, and the place is full of people who deserve swift, painful disembowelment (not him obviously).
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 18:16, closed)

Could well be my mates cousin,
who got hit by a van then got up to only then be hit by a lorry as he was dazed and unsure where he was, neither stopped and he was in a coma.
Or maybe not.
(wobbler, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 20:16, closed)

Not me, not me!!
Just to clarify, I was NOT the driver, my boss was, who is a pot head toss-pot now. I'll kick him in the bollocks for you next time I see him.
(Daisho Arseholes everywhere I turn., Mon 25 Jan 2010, 9:03, closed)

Damn!!
Right, that's a good pair of kicked nuts, never seen so much vomit.
Anyway i'm due in court now, something about assault or something.
(Daisho Arseholes everywhere I turn., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:19, closed)