Attack of the Plastic Bag!
One day a few years back I had just finished work and me and my mate were stood at the bus stop. The weather was hellish that day with the driving wind and pissing rain only adding to our impatience as we waited for the bus into town at the shelterless stop.

Out of the corner of my eye I spotted a plastic carrier bag about a hundred yards away bag being blown all over the road and spiralling upwards in the wind.

So there we were just chatting and then I turned to look and see if the fucking bus was coming yet, that's when I was attacked.

The wind had blown the bag from all the way along the road and now the bastard was attached firmly to my face! What the fuck? It was like a white skinned face hugger from Alien with an Asda tattoo on it's back.

I immediately removed the bag from my face only to be greeted by the sight of a rush hour packed bus waiting at the stop with pretty much all the passengers all pissing themselves and some pointing at me. My friend couldn't talk at that point and it looked as if he was suffering from sort of seizure such was his enjoyment of my humilation.

I waited for the next bus.

Fuck.
(Helmut McBucket invites you to pull his finger on, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 0:09, 2 replies)

Click!
At the very least for white skinned face hugger from Alien with an Asda tattoo on it's back.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 0:12, closed)

I agree
:)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 0:45, closed)