SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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OuchMy Dad came into my room one night, a few years back, as he could hear my screaming. I was shouting ''you don't scare me, you grey bastard!'', and kicking the fuck out of my chest of drawers. Broke 2 toes, and a metatarsal (much more stylish than Rooney's injury, right?).
It's lucky my Dad came in when he did, who knows what I would have done to that devious drawer stack.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 23 Aug 2007, 0:17,
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