SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Jimmy RiddleSomeone I know has a habit of getting up in the night and pissing in the strangest places. Once he pissed on his stereo only to try turning it on in the morning and hearing a fizz, bang and noticing it still dripping out of the back. He also came downstairs one morning to find the cushion of the armchair lifted (like a toilet seat would be) and a large stain slowly spreading across the upholstery.
The funniest was when he told me he was rudely awakened while pissing on his dad! I think his old man was probably justified though.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 8:39, Reply)
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