SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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My hamster habits..my whole family has weird sleeping patterns. My dad snores so loudly (this is not a joke) that on three occassions the neighbours have had to knock on the door and ask him to shut up. My mum, as well, puts a chokehold on the duvet, and once she is holding and pulling it her way, my dad can't wrench it from her grasp, meaning he has to spend the entire night freezing cold. My brother sleep walks a lot, including one time when we thought he had been abducted in the night becuase his bed was empty in the morning. It turned out he been walking up the A27 (a good 30 miles away) all night, and had been picked up by police in his boxers. My mum was not happy. Me - i do a hamster impression, i curl up in a ball and squeak, sometimes i talk too, apparently stuff like "NOOO, NOT THE CHOCOLATE!" and "SQUIRELLLSSSS POONNNN!!!"
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 16:12, Reply)
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