SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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I always wish I hadn't.....gone sleepwalking, but it's usually one of those things you don't have much control over.
I used to do it a lot when I was younger. Found myself asleep at the foot of my sisters bed once (when her bedroom was downstairs!).
My dearest hag of a mother also threw a slipper at my head once when she mistook my nocturnal jaywalking, general glazed-over expression and lack of vocabulary as me ignoring her. I wasn't to know I was stood right in front of the TV starkers while her and a friend were watching a film!
I've also woken up in a cemetary, but I wasn't sleep-walking. I just had a hankerin' for a bit of necrophilia.
Apologies for the length. It fell off.
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Rolypoly Has decided, by decree, that todays date will be, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:13,
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