Was really drunk
After being at a party, walking around downing random people's pints and running off, I somehow managed to get back home, and fall asleep on the sofa.

A while later, a few mates ring up asking to come round and do some chemical substances. I must've agreed, as a few minutes later I get a knock on the door. I drag myself up, let them in and immediately fall asleep again on the sofa.

From here is only what I've been told, as I was completely asleep...

One of my mates comes and sits next to me on the sofa. I stood up, dropped my trousers and whipped my tackle out, turn round and aim at my mate. He's sitting there tripping out on K, and didn't have the wits to realise what I was gonna do. I piss over him. He jumps up and I spend the next minute taking a huge piss over my sofa.

After I've finished, I fall over trying to pull my trousers up. Apparently I was lying on the arm of my sofa like a see-saw, and my face was going in and out of the puddle of piss on my sofa.

Was completely asleep the whole time!

Length? You love it really.
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